Jeeb

mumblytron:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

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softblackboy:

I got the fiddles in the back 🎻💪🏾

(via shakesqueer-69)

more-tarts:

trashwizard:

(via spongebobssquarepants)

historymemesftw:

(via bibleofficial)

rohie:

(via butitsbetteroffhiatus)

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

diamondguls:

varusteleka:

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

(via unclefather)

brunhiddensmusings:

990000:

simongerman600

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

(via goldencoatl)

lost-space-cadet:

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

(via kotamouse)

pissvortex:

this is literally so funny john mccain died like 6 months ago and out of nowhere trump is just like “you should be thankful that i even gave you a funeral you ugly bitch”

(via bibleofficial)